On a steel bus he rides

This woman sat next to me and spoke to me for a while. I had trouble getting a word in edgewise. I finally had to tell her,
"I'm sorry but I don't speak Polish." To which she replied, "Oh." I wonder what she said to me.

"What kind of toys do you sell, Chuck? Slut"

This is Enids. Enids is the Member's Only wearing hipster bar in Greenpoint. I stopped going when I realized
I was often times the oldest person there and I was never able to get the Ms Pac Man table. If you manage to
close the place (it's wall to wall hipsters starting at 1 a.m.) stick around for a few more hours and the
smoke-infested hangout becomes a hot brunch spot. When you're done eating waffles and drinking mimosas, step
next door and get yourself a tattoo.